Each story in this genre of micro horror tells a creepy stand-alone story with a sinister twist. The mother said, “There, there, Monica, don’t cry–only two more aisles to go, and then we’ll be checking out.” “Here,” says the nurse, handing the patient a urine specimen container. I have a friend that works in a doctors office in Amish Country in Pennsylvania. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” At least it's something new, not the good old autism. Not a doctor, but my human sexuality professor in grad school had some interesting stories. Looking over their chart, I see their gallbladder was removed 20 years ago so that is impossible. You made me laugh, gave me something to think about, inspired me, remembered what matters. Nursing student, that's not youth. He reportedly was using it to reach an itch. He's confused not only about how tampons work but where urine comes from... Had to explain to an adult you have to brush all the sides of a teeth. These funny short stories are really cracking my ribs? That the 30+ cups of coffee he was drinking every day could possibly be the cause of his chief complaints of anxiety and insomnia. Patient: Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself. What a wonderfully written post. "Continues for two hours. Patient: I’m sorry to have so many questions. I'm guessing no one ever told them where babies come from. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient about her sugar intake and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday. , i totally enjoyed all the stories here. I find myself asking how you manage to put these posts together. I mean, that antiseptic smell, the silence (of the lambs) of the waiting room except for the odd groan and sniffle, the weird sounds your doctor makes while assessing the situation and most of all the unpleasant procedures. And the original is much better put out. Thanks for the like you have a new follower. When a woman in an emergency room told me she wasn't going into labor because her app said she want ready yet. My husband’s new “unbreakable” titanium eyeglasses broke. adoration, and hope. I got drunk just standing next to him. "Absolutely, when something doesn't feel right and your doctor doesn't want to listen, seek a second opinion. Thanks though! If you don't love your child enough to say no, why have children? I see some crazy stuff, but one thing that stands out was the time I was admitting a guy to the hospital. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. Maybe I need to make a Honorary EFT Stamp you could post on your bllog, But only when I become rich and famous will that have any value, so don’t hold your breath. He gets weird cases all the time. They are mine and I will choose where they are to be spent!" Trying not to burst out laughing, I said "Your daughter's scrotum?" Why stupidity? I had a patient come in for an STD check. Sorry couldn't resist. "I went to sleep and woke up with holes in my underwear that weren't there last night.". Surgeon here. Do you remember when he shoved the double barrel shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years.” Yes I remember that too. Thanks you so much for sharing these fun stories here! After the procedure was finished and post-op instructions we given, the man asked, "So when should I expect my new teeth to grow in?" ^^ Watch Me React To SHORT STORIES With a TWIST! The Lord replied, “My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. Don't go to the doctor then! April 2020. Like... no, just the side that shows when you smile is not enough. b, Great collection of short stories ! “It’s OK, Yehudi,” I said. Quitting is always better than smoking. All the waitresses are gorgeous. What do they think the glasses are for? I just snorted it though. I smelled alcohol on his breath so I asked the guy if he had been drinking and he looked me directly in the eye and said, "Nooooo". Little Monsters. For me they are so powerful. "But doctor, I LOVE cocaine." and were with Beauty. She said her last period was "like ten months ago" so she'd gone through menopause.She was 25. i hope she was just delusional because i pitty her kid. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Always amazed me at the optical shop, when people would come with six year old mistreated scratched lenses, & frames crushed under a car, & swear they never heard " Frames warranted for a year against normal wear and tear breakage", & "scratch-resistant coating...it's not scratch proof so be sure to not wipe them with a dry scratchy paper towel!" "You never asked what brand of oatmeal she's eating".Yeah. There was a strange entity on my bed last night. Very cut class accent. I had severe asthma as a kid. I don't know about you but I kinda make a game of peelin… 98. "I didn't bother pointing out that I'm not a lady. Without saying a word, she gestures to the bus driver by sticking her thumb on her nose and waving her fingers at the driver. , I loved the story about the bus driver. Elizabeth. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She somehow managed to get an audience with the Dalai Lama who told her to go back to western treatment. The last 24h had been horrible. HES ALLERGIC TO WATER!". knowing I am ready, now, When it comes to a story, we have a tale for each social occasion and every mood. I book her an appointment at a breastfeeding clinic, give her some resources, etc. The lady took him by the hand and went into the store and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. It also apparently had "frequencies for arthritis". In a recent Reddit thread, sex workers shared stories about their clients' fun, funny, and yes, somewhat unusual, desires. A little boy about 10 years old was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. Me: is there any chance you could be pregnant? The radiologist did find my treatment method amusing, but advised me to get any more lumps checked out rather than randomly hitting things with a hammer. I once had the daughter of one of my patients march up to the nursing station, slam the vitals chart down on the desk and yell at me "How dare you say my mother stinks" I'm utterly puzzled by this as no-one had said anything of the sort and ask the daughter to explain what she meant, she grabs the chart, points to the row of "BO's" recorded on it and shouts "Here you even had the nerve to write it down" I explained that "BO" meant Bowels Open not body odour before escaping to the staff room to laugh my head off. He's been married 12 years. I'm not a doctor, but I'm an ER nurse. © My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. We pulled up her profile and realized we couldn't refill it because she just got a 28-day fill less than 2 weeks ago. The beginning. hell were you doing?” My favourite ever story from a colleague: a patient comes into A&E with abdominal pain.As part of the work up he gets an abdominal X-ray which shows the problem as clear as day.The colleague has then proceeded to remove, from the patients rectum, an 8 inch replica of Nelson's Column (the statue in the centre of Trafalgar Square, London)On showing it to the patient, the response was "Oh that's Nelson, he lives up there. Patient was fine. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”, TY for your feedback and will visit you again.! In fact she spent the morning cleaning her sons bar, as she often did on a Sunday morning.Considering her age they took these symptoms very seriously and begun running tests to find the source of her ailments.The son came in to visit his mother, and on the way he bypassed his bar. The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. In this section I am going to list a few short stories that are accessible online for a good bite-sized read. Not a doctor, but I WAS a corpsman in the Navy. If he/she really wanted to use the shortest possible sentence, he/she should have asked "Where were you hurt?". He came back to the pharmacy and said he was still completely breathless around the dog despite using the inhaler four times a day. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist. It was still on. “Insist on yourself. Article by TheFunnyBeaver.Com. The last 24h had been horrible. Procreation (and preventing it) and the human body are so important and complex, it's really not something one should kinda pick up by themselves. What a lovely way to start the day- I’ll have a Quickie please- my 20 years just ended- I am starving! Mom told me the story, and how she had previously asked him to not itch himself with other things of hers. How would I be able to reference and cite to avoid copyright. Umm, why are you in a wheelchair? Removing it is brutal, but oddly satisfying. I’m reviewing the surgical checklist with the nurses. penis in the process. Basically at noon he had to look up to the sun, open his mouth as wide as possible and "bite" the sun several times so it would "burn" his tonsils and cure him over the course of a couple weeks. That has electrolytes? Not a doctor, but I WAS a corpsman in the Navy. . I gave him ketamine for a fracture reduction, or in other words setting and splinting of a broken bone. As R.L. She explained that he washed the condom with hot water and soap before he used said condom again.. Variety truly is the spice of life. I asked a female patient with dementia what year it is. It was hot inside with the huge crowd.The guy fainted from the heat and was taken to the ER, where his pants were cut off.This revealed that the guy had a length of pepperoni in his crotch, taped to his thigh.The ER staff got the giggles and left his room to laugh in the hallway. His wife, I guess oblivious to all this, was just dancing in the pee. "Told a lady she was pregnant. Have a great week ahead! Some people should just read the definition of an "emergency".... During a yearly check-up the doc was concerned about my weight. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, Scoped a guy with knee pain - the joint looked perfect. and the story abt the boy and god’s wife touched my heart. Told him after the surgery, and he told us "no, my tendons are all torn. He dreamt he was walking along the beach with the Lord. I curated these funny stories from funny Tumblr stories. Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. The mom was well spoken and appeared fairly intelligent. “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. Not a doctor but work in pharmacy. I really liked the deaf woman on the bus one – but they were all good , I like short stories that gives insights and learning. streaming through a windowpane Yeah, anybody can be a plastic surgeon! Not sure about this one sorry. a too bad fart smell actually could means health problems. On further question it transpired that four times a day he was spraying the dogs coat with the ventolin inhaler. Please check link and try again. She had complained of feeling tingly and having a dry mouth prior to passing out.The doctor sat the husband down and they did a history. One we get commonly is "I know my body." The husband looks up from his coffee, Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16? Somehow this kid had gotten to the age of 20 without ever noticing his uvula. Thank you. I love short stories! he asks solemnly. I posted this a while back when a similar question was asked: My friend is a student doctor and is on placement at a small town doctor's office. One couple was in therapy because neither one of them enjoyed sex or ever had an orgasm. I gave my patient the results of her sleep study: “It looks like you stopped breathing in your sleep over 65 times per hour.” Her response: “Did I start back?”. The boy took the frog from his pocket and said, “Look, I am an engineering student, I have no time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!”, “I don’t want anyone reading my writing to think about style. Paramedic here. Then the woman frowns, runs a finger up between her derriere, and gets off the bus. A second boy appeared and said, “Hi, I’m Eddie. Better late than never I guess. Paramedic here. An older lady was brought into the ED barely conscious by her husband. He said, "Well, I was at a wedding and it occurred to me that my son is a little short. Yes I remember, said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. I worked at the ER during my internship and met a girl who had increasingly painful and red eyes since a couple of days back. The stupidest thing I've been to the doctor for: I took my young son in because he had a very regular rash on his lower back. I'm a med student but I once saw a patient in the ER who came in because she lost her vibrator inside herself. The nurse was still on the room btw. TY for your kind comment too… I’m glad you enjoyed the stories too. Let’s pretend we’re married.” The nun purred, “That’s fine by me.” . To be fair, the doctor's question wasn't correctly phrased for the intent. “Are you ready for this?”. This lady had a mild goitre, and her reason for not quitting was that if she quit smoking the 'lumps in my neck would turn to cancer'. I feel like our doctors should not assists those couples to have children. Progressing through my assessment she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter “because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use.” I asked what she meant when she said he washes it after every use. hahaha sounds like my gran, oh wait that's not a good thing. They're killing their kid. She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck.I knew she wouldn't listen as she was so convinced so I stopped arguing with her. Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. They're used for many pain pgt patients who have Multiple sclerosis there's one called marinol, Not a doctor but my dad is an opthamologist (eye doctor). “Whoa! I wasn't feeling anything until the exact moment of contact with my cheek. I developed a similar bump on the top of my foot. She said, "Oh, my, no, that's far too personal to discuss in polite company. At your 4th appointment next year. And whenever she coughed she followed it with a loud "woooOOOP! My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. . Christine, if that girl had gotten the harsh lecture (or several) in school or by her parents when she was a child, she would not have grown up into a foolish person. Ultimately, our images and stories help us as much as they help others…What do you think? Great photos too! ^^Watch Me Look At FUNNY Short Stories With A TWIST!!Kyuties! ""......Uhhhhh, ok......What does it feel like when you have a heart attack? I had to think about it for a minute then I realized he was asking for his constipation medication. I had a Marine come in because he swallowed a rock. Exploring various themes of horror, these two sentence scary stories are an infinite pool of unexpected frights and dread. I had to explain to a grown man I still work with that tampons don't break down in a woman's urine after they were finished using them. Amputations might have indeed 'ran' in the family if they all had the same health habits, or lack thereof... Im ashamed to say I have a story that fits here. I once had a patient tell me he needed his decapitation medicine because he was feeling full of shit. A nice young lady like you shouldn't be concerned with such things. . . I think the one about the deaf mute is the most weirdly amusing! "I need an ambulance." 8.2k. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Monica,” he began. Thanks for much pleasure, Elizabeth. The paramedics all turned at once and ran out of the room they were laughing so hard! I didn't ask for any more details. My fiance is an X-ray tech. He gets up and walks out to check on things.Fifteen minutes later I'm still sat on the bed with my old chap out and pants around my ankles. They were really a bizarre couple. She wishes she has someone to walk with through life. Old joke. Jason Hook: Read my comment again .. Stories can bring disparate groups of people together and give them a voice to help express their joys and concerns. He thinks “I can outrun this guy,” so he floors it and the race is on. No it does not.Made for an awkwardly silent ride the rest of the way. Stories: Found on Yuni.com and lifesmith.com Apparently the cook had convinced him that eating raw corn was poisonous or something. Not a doctor, but I regularly have people come in for eye examinations because 'when I take my glasses of things are blurry'. I woke up to a bouquet of likes and nice comments on the blog today. The husband continued. I’ve always loved the one about the Lord carrying us in difficult times. 16. She had a 70-ish year old woman come in with complaints of a small but painless growth that was visible at the back of her throat.Turns out it took her 70 years to notice her uvula. I do love a good story, and these were great. Emergency surgeon hereGot called 2 a.m. because a patient demanded to see me because "her daughters farts smelled too bad"Kept a straight face. So check our anthology of the most awkward questions by patients, brittle humored doctors, and hilarious nurses, who also have plenty of funny stories to tell. Thanks for the share too. I love those stories! And you are definitiely an Honorary Emotional Fitness Trainer. I always needed a strong coffee after her. Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. , a good photo is like a well written short story … No serious medical problems and she was very fit. Reply. Had a good laugh reading them! The man thought for a moment and said, “Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. I love cheering on the players and yelling at the TV. Funny Short Stories For Parents of … The daughter chimed in and said "no, no, she's a Libra..." I then laughed hysterically at her awesome joke. I don’t know how you do it. Both virgins untill married at 26 and 27. Thank for your comment I appreciate it. Because hey, normal is boring and everybody likes a little excitement in their lives. sex ed is very crucial - PPL NEED TO LEARN IT. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. I needed to stop and read these stories…especially Gods wife..we all need to reach out and help another…I wish I knew how.. TY for your honest feedback… We can only do what we know how; however small or simple I suppose. She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with a towel. During the procedure the doc kept referring to my member as Mr. “Oh,” she said, nodding. All of these stories were great! My wife tells me that I fall onto the floor and my arms and legs start jerking. So, not a doctor but I work at a hospital. Future Engineers. Plot twist! Proceeds to name at least 10 medications. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. What is it with people who don't notice their uvulas? A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?” My friend is a student doctor and is on placement at a small town doctor's office. And then thankfully I came across this blogpost. Not a doctor but a nurse. In my mind it’s more a lack of sense and logic. There was an anaesthetic that we used that sometimes induced some hallucinations either going under or coming out of anaesthesia and heard some funny things. Well, doctor Google may be getting the Nobel prize soon. About a year prior her dentist had messes up an infraorbital nerve block and caused some swelling in that region but that all was resolved. "I think it's my gallbladder," they say. ", 'Put him back- he doesn't go outside often' lol, "I have the Ebola". As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky.“You remind me of my third husband,” she said coyly.“Third husband?” I asked. She had been stuck in office because of her new assignment. You don't need it! (To Asian doctor.) I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened. “The bathroom’s over there.” A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom. We ask if she's breastfeeding, she says yes. Did not believe me. By January Nelson Updated September 29, 2018. Here comes, the really funny short stories with a twist so, don’t miss the ending. I was intubated for a severe attack a few times. "Yes but gatorade has more electrolytes. and then hung up the phone.Still my favorite viagra story. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.” Mark Twain, On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Storytime, Stories transport us to another time while teaching us profound lessons about life. I can't really remember what for but he was about 400lbs, diabetic, heart disease, you name it. The patient basically burnt his tongue but was insisting on a X-ray to ensure nothing is wrong. Close. I asked about all the normal stuff, and she claimed to have no idea why she had this eye problem - she had never had anything wrong with her eyes. I asked him what was the problem. Patient's skeezy boyfriend was riding in the front with me and apparently saw a golden opportunity to ask a question that had obviously been on his mind for some time. luv’d reading them. speckled with last night’s raindrops, Turns out his girlfriend was giving him her female hormonal birth control pills for “extra protection”. That's disgusting. A mother came in with her son to discuss treating his acne. This submission is hidden. A gentleman calls our office with questions about an upcoming test he is scheduled for, and we talk at length about the procedure. When did you last have a heart attack that this feels like"Pt: "I haven't had one before. I am not a doctor, but I do work at a doctor's office.So a person came in with conjunctivitis. A story with a great twist is something that we all crave for. . We can inject humor into a story, add a song like the griots do, or perform a piece for all to enjoy. “Ah, Dr Jones, a meeting of the minds,” he said, laughing it off. "I think I have the flesh eating bacteria." Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app! Thank you for starting my day with such positivity. I worked at the ER during my internship and met a girl who had increasingly painful and red eyes since a couple of days back. On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Stories under the Baobab tree.. Funny And Interesting Stories With A Hilarious Twist Ending funny short stories with a twist is free HD wallpaper was upload by Admin. yes... ask the guy who try to cure his cancer with vegetable, The doctor explained to his patient that she suffered from inflammation of the cervix. or when school forbid sex ed. Please tell me you put on your gravest expression and said, "I'm afraid you haven't." Not a cyst, but arthritis in the joint. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.'”. All of us love to hear stories because we can take the moral of the story shared, make it our own, and retell it with added nuances or modified words. Mirth And Motivation 1000th Post Milestone, Photo 101 Revisited: Week 1 & 2 - Take Ten! 70 yo female tripped and fell 2 days ago. One we get commonly is "I know my body." I’m reviewing the surgical checklist with the nurses.Me: We have the surgical equipment, the heart-lung machine, antibiotics, and the replacement heart valve on hand. “Listen lady,” states the gruff bus driver, “the lady that got on the bus before was a deaf-mute. I ask her if it's regular or diet and she replies with "It's half-regular. He needs something to drink RIGHT NOW. Not a doctor, but I'm a former Special Forces medic and I treated indigenous populations in Iraq, Afghanistan and several other Middle Eastern countries. You made me smile from here to there! Nurse here, I work in Anaesthetics and it drives me mad the amount of patients that want to have allergies, e.g, antibiotics give them the trots, er no that's a side effect. Apparently they had been raised in some religious fundamentalist cult and didn’t understand how sex worked. He answered and the young man said, “Hi, my name’s Joe. Farted on my doctor's hand just as she finished a prostate exam. A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. Medical student here.Was clerking a patient who told me her lung cancer wasn’t due to the 60+ cigarettes she had been smoking since adolescence, rather it was due to a knock she received by stumbling into her car door.Her logic was that the tumour was at the same corresponding spot in her lung to where she bumped her chest.She was convinced we were wrong about the cause. I’m still amused/puzzled when WP suggests old posts to readers instead of my most recent stuff! This is just a response from a lot of really funny stand up comedians. I had a good laugh about it. Instead of using a pad or an adult diaper, she went for a GLASS CUP. Awesome. So many childs dies because parents try 'alternative' treatment instead to just go to the doctors!! In a puddle of her husbands pee. So my parents agreed to all of this.Few weeks later, I'm back in the hospital. As soon as the words are out of my mouth the whole family screams "NOOOO! They thought it was funny and cute but I'm pretty sure I created a monster. Thank you for sharing these stories. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. NO WATER! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. The whole family, 10 people, were planning to stay at he hospital with him.You can't make this shit up. 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